I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.
Not only do I enjoy long walks on the beach, I arrive early to pick up litter and rescue starfish.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
At night, I transcribe the proceedings of the Baltimore City Council into Braille.
I do not perspire.
I tip 40% and hold doors indefinitely
Once, I rescued hostages from an Iranian prison using only a magnifying glass and a spork.
I am an ace at blackjack, a veteran in love,and an outlaw in Nicaragua.
I experience significantly less gravity than the average person.