Really? …a bio? Alrighty. Though life around me may at times feel like a five-alarm fire; actually, I’m fine. Usually. I work to not collect questionable life choices like souvenirs (But, at least they make great stories down the road). Coffee keeps me civil, sarcasm keeps me sane. I’m drawn to men who can pull off designer jeans and an inverted Eiffel Tower shoulder-to-waist ratio, with a clever sense of humor. When I was younger, I mistook being nice as equivalent to low maintenance. I was wrong. Turns out I’m just well grounded… in high expectations.